I love making people who already hate me hate me more

i use omg and idk as commas and periods

daviddthaxton:

My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit

  • Me: *accidently ruins everything*

roughrimjob:

my only talent is getting jealous when I have no right to lol

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

cosrnos:

i’m majoring in bye-ology

dracosferret:

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun. 

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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